​Hello, Cuties! Welcome to the Character Q&A! Romily, Fox, Bellamy, Daddy, Darcy, and Santanos will be showing up today. For those of you who have been here with my characters before, the format is a little different just to mitigate the number of posts. Some questions have been combined. For those of you who haven't been to one of these before, these are interactive, so the characters can respond to comments on posts.

Romily: I was made for this kind of Q&A session!
Fox: The format is perfect for you.
Bellamy: Are you making mute jokes?
Romily: Do keep up, son.

Romily: The first questions! I am so excited for this!
Me: We're getting the disability stuff out of the way first.
Romily: Understandable. Hey, Cuties! *waves*

Ashley: Does Romily ever get another text-to-voice thing?

Romily: I could replace my TTS device. I know not everyone is a reader, but if I was desperate to make my words heard, I could use the voice option on my phone (which is super annoying and I do not recommend that at all unless you are blind, then yes, I highly recommend that accessibility option). Or probably more likely, I would just ask someone to read my words aloud. Unfortunately, we just live in an extremely inconvenient world. It’s not just me, but all alternately-abled people, and to be honest, everyone else too.

Tracey: Romily, has the word about you being mute spread yet or are y'all keeping that close to the chest (vest? They're both right I think.)? I love people not knowing and throwing little hissy fits, like you are required to "tell" them this. (I can be punny, too, you should totally adopt me to be Bell's sister.)
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Romily: I get a huge amount of glee from people who get judgey when I don’t talk to them. I am super obviously non-verbal. Most people get it after a few minutes without me having to explain. But to be fair, I only put the effort in to communicate with the people I like and the people I must. Santanos did not fall into either of those categories.
Jennifer: Romily I think you’re perfect as you are however now that you know magic is real if it was possible to give you a voice would you do it?
Romily: Well, maybe, but that wouldn’t suddenly make me verbal. I don’t know how to form words. It would be ridiculously difficult to teach my mouth to make the shapes for the letters. Adults don’t learn new mouth shapes very quickly or sometimes ever. I would likely be unable to even make the “R” sound. So, yeah, I would let someone magic me up some vocal cords, but it would be a long, and difficult process to learn how to talk.
Fox: Magic can’t just give him vocal cords without taking them away from someone else. Balance.
Romily: *disgusted face* We’ll just put a pin in that idea then…

John: Would Fox and Romily ever go down the road of threesomes? Either just for fun within their relationship OR for more ?
Verity: Is Fox excited about being able to put more tables on their wedding registry?
Carol: Fox did you know Romily was your fated mate like he did? Or did you discover that later?
Amanda: Was it future husband at first sight for Fox too? Fox how torturous was it waiting for those 3 dates?
Carol: Romily will you take Fox’s name? Or is he going to take yours? Fox Butcher kinda has an interesting sound to it.


Romily: Three people seems like a lot of work.
Fox: It’s not too bad, but not something we’re going to do.
Romily: Arlington Butcher? Or Romily Fox? Or Butcher-Fox…not that looks like we’re hunting foxes and I’m not ok with that.
Fox: Alternatively, we just wait until it’s time to change our identities and then we can take the same name we choose then.
Romily: I’ve already chosen my next identity. Peter Johnson. I think Bellamy would make a good Willie Johnson.
Fox: You don’t get to choose names anymore.
Bellamy: I am not taking any synonym for penis as my name. Ever.
Romily: Richard?
Bellamy: You are not calling me Dick.

JJ: Does Romily get anymore magic?
Amanda: Now that we know it's possible to break through a protective shield will Romily learn any skills to protect himself? I mean punching people in the throat can only get him so far lol.

Romily: I’m pretty good at scrapping. Throat punching is something people don’t expect, it can potentially break the hyoid and cause them to suffocate, and yes…Fox is going to make me learn self-defense.
Annette: You’re coming with me. The council ordered me to take self-defense too, and I am not doing this alone.
Romily: *big puppy dog eyes* I don’t have any workout clothes.
Annette: I gotchu, boo. I already bought you booty shorts with a bedazzled “Sugar Baby” on the butt and a tank top to match that covers less than it shows. You’re going to be my eye candy.
Romily: Gawd, I love you.
Annette: I got them in five colors. And to answer JJ’s question, a lot of things can hold magic, and I had Romily’s workout clothes enchanted so yes, he is getting more magic. He’s going to smell great while sweating buckets.
Romily *heart eyes* *winky kiss* *kiss*
Fox: Look at that, the instructor the council hired just quit. Looks like I’ll be the one teaching your class.
Annette: Did you just threaten our instructor and take his job?
Fox: That doesn’t sound like something I would do.
Romily: I do love the possessive side of you.
Fox: *bites Romily* Mine.

​Author’s note: If the event occurs after midnight, it is counted toward the correct date regardless if the events leading up to it happen before midnight.

March
9th
Bishop to Knight One
•    Felixia drops Matt and Cary off with Deejay.


16th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Colt has a vision of a Siren killing Matt.
•    Matt encounters the Siren who tries to kill him at the stream.
•    Deejay calls Loretta for a messenger to run between him and King Primus of Atlantis


17th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Deejay sends a letter via a Medusa carrier to King Primus, informing him of the Siren’s death.


18th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt gets in a fight with Darius.


19th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Medusa courier returns to Deejay with a half-payment.
•    Deejay returns a cursed letter to King Primus.
•    Matt gets the Encyclopedia of Non-Human Species from Deejay.


20th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt and Deejay go to the Texas Department of Motor Vehicles to get Matt’s Driver’s license.
•    Deejay buys Matt an SUV.


21st 
Bishop to Knight One
•    The Djinn hired by King Primus attack Deejay and Matt in the mansion.


23rd 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Deejay meets with King Primus and Loretta Long for peace talks.
•    Discovers that someone hired the Siren to kill Matt.
•    *Haverty attends that meeting.


24th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt and Deejay talk to Cary about Deejay adopting him.
•    Deejay and Matt hold hands for the first time.
•    Colt has a vision of Cary getting sick in the night.


25th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Deejay meets Robbie.
•    Matt finds out Darius came back to school early.
•    Matt meets Robbie.
•    Matt takes Robbie to the mall.
•    Deejay gets a lockbox from Robbie’s father.
•    Matt runs off a corrupt Naga, a Faerie, and Tio the Chaos Eater
•    Deejay calls Loretta about the Chaos Eater.
•    Loretta sends enforcers to the mall to watch over Matt and co. (not in book)
•    Matt discovers that he is non-human.


Queen to King Three
•    Robbie meets Deejay.
•    Robbie meets Cary and then Matt.
•    Deejay convinces Robbie to go to the mall with Matt.
•    Robbie’s anxiety shuts him down at the mall.
•    Robbie tells Deejay that he needs to see a doctor and agrees to see a therapist.


26th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Deejay has a wet dream about Matt.
•    Matt tells Deejay that he’s an Obsidite.


Queen to King Three
•    Robbie finds the music room.
•    Robbie has his first doctor appointment and gets an Rx for anxiety medication.


27th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt and Deejay take everyone except Robbie to the zoo.
•    Tio the Chaos Eater gets a proper introduction.
•    Matt meets Loki.
•    *Haverty is in this scene too.
•    Loki gives Matt a note from Jett to meet her at the Hub the next day.


Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki chases Tio all over Houston (not in book)


28th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt goes to the Hub for his species testing: Obsidite, Human, and some water creature (Kelpie).
•    Matt meets Loretta.
•    Matt joins the cage fights and wins.
•    Deejay rubs salve on Matt and those two discover their mutual attraction.


29th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Kendall’s aura reading.


30th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Colt has a vision about Erroll’s Elves murdering the Medusa courier.
•    *the vision changes while he is talking to Deejay.
•    Matt and Deejay stop Qis and a few Elves from intercepting the ally agreement paperwork between Deejay and King Triton.
•    *this is where we meet Solomon Kline and guess who’s there: Haverty.


Queen to King Three
•    Deejay takes Robbie to school to enroll (not in book).
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1st
Queen to King Three
•    Robbie gets tromped by Darius.
•    Deejay tells Robbie the Aquino’s mantra: Don’t hit first but always hit last.


2nd 
Queen to King Three
•    Robbie meets Chanda
•    Ajamu tells Chanda that Robbie is a Siren


3rd 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt meets Chanda while dropping off Robbie.


Queen to King Three
•    Chanda meets Matt.
•    Chanda feeds Robbie.
•    Chanda calls Deejay about Robbie’s species but the phone call is interrupted.
•    Chanda goes on a date with Charlie.


4th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt’s birthday.
•    Matt and Deejay’s first kiss.
•    Colt gets pissed about Matt and Deejay’s relationship.
•    Cary asks Matt to be his Dad.
•    Robbie and Colt have a conversation about Deejay and Matt.
•    Matt takes Robbie to the Hub; Robbie is still a minor.
•    Haverty finishes the paperwork with Matt for him to fight in the Cage; first time we see the poster on Haverty’s wall: Shah Mat is the Persian term for checkmate, meaning “the king is helpless (or dead).”
•    Matt kills a Demon in the Cage.
•    Chanda keeps Deejay from destroying Loretta right off.
•    Shower sex.


Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki goes to Gage’s chess tournament.
•    Gage and Chanda converse about Loki’s impending retirement (not in book).
•    Confrontation with Charlie’s ex at the apartment and later on the street.
•    Gage writes Korean Haikus all over Loki.


Queen to King Three
•    Tense breakfast because of the evolution of Deejay and Matt’s relationship; Robbie talks to Colt.
•    Chanda goes to the chess tournament.
•    Chanda discovers that Gage is the Headsman’s brother and that he is a Dragonspawn.
•    Chanda reads for Rurrus and King Helix; get his invitation to the Diviner’s Game but doesn’t realize it yet. Guess who’s there! Haverty!
•    Chanda and Matt cage fight.
•    Robbie discovers his attraction to Chanda and Chanda’s butt tattoos.
•    Chanda and Robbie watch Matt kill a demon; take him back to the Demesne D’Aquino.
•    Chanda convinces Deejay to give him time to figure out what the hell is going on.
•    Chanda tells Robbie he’s a Siren.
•    First Robbie hug.
•    Chanda confronts Loretta about putting a Demon in the Cage with Matt.


5th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt wakes up from a nightmare; Robbie keeps him company.
•    Matt tells Robbie and Deejay about his past.
•    Deejay tells Matt about how he found Colt and why he’s called the Maledict.
•    Sunday dinner with Kirk, Orson, Frasier, and Amelia.
•    Colt punches Matt.
•    Tension between Deejay and his family about his relationship with Matt.


Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki kills Charlie’s ex.


Queen to King Three
•    Loretta drugs Chanda.
•    Loretta finds out that she needs Matt in the Cage to save Helix.
•    Chanda warns Loretta about an impending conversation with Loki.
•    Loretta steals Chanda’s memories.


6th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Deejay gets a call from Chanda about the SUV; agrees to give Robbie Chanda’s number.
•    Matt has lunch with Robbie because Chanda is gone.
•    Matt meets Gage.
•    Qis substitutes Chanda’s class, pretending to be Tio.
•    Matt offers to help Gage.


Knight to Castle Two
•    Gage meets Robbie and Matt.
•    Gage burns off some excess energy behind the equipment shed and finds out that sex will help control his fire.
•    Loki meets Gage after school.
•    Gage meets Qis after school.
•    Tio warns Gage about Erroll.
•    Introduction to Detective Luca Chavez.
•    Loki meets Chanda and Robbie.
•    Erroll sees Loki for the first time (not in book).


Queen to King Three
•    Chanda wakes up without his memories; takes the day off school; finds the bloody SUV in his driveway.
•    Chanda calls Deejay.
•    Chanda gets a call from Robbie’s phone.
•    Robbie has lunch with Matt and tells him about his species (also, Matt gets propositioned by his non-human peers all day).
•    Chanda saves Robbie and cuts one of Darius’ anchor strings and the strings of friendship between him and his cronies.
•    Robbie finds his ball of power and releases his rage and pain into Chanda; Robbie becomes an adult according to his species.
•    Robbie’s first kiss with Chanda (super sweet chaste peck).
•    Spirit warns Chanda that Erroll is coming for him.
•    Chanda takes Robbie to music store where Qis has reserved an instrument for Robbie.
•    Erroll’s people catch up to Chanda at the music store and Robbie scares the piss out of them.
•    Chanda and Robbie go to the Hub.
•    Conversation with Loretta; Haverty is there!
•    Conversation with Erroll.
•    Chanda and Robbie meet Loki as they exit the Hub; asks Loki to find out who Loretta’s new Diviner is.
•    *Chanda definitely bottomed for Loki (not in book).
•    Chanda and Robbie go back to the Demesne D’Aquino.
•    Robbie takes away Deejay and Matt’s memories.


7th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Deejay feels like shit when he wakes up because of the spell that Robbie put on him.
•    Deejay finds Chanda in his kitchen in the morning; offers safe haven.
•    Matt and Deejay discuss the possibility of a date.
•    Matt and Robbie have a silent conversation that both of them misinterpret because that’s hilarious to the author.
•    Matt gets a text from Gage to borrow the Encyclopedia of Non-human Species.
•    Chanda comes to visit.
•    Gage and Loki arrive.
•    Robbie has a panic attack.
•    Matt decides he doesn’t trust Gage and Loki.
•    Deejay curses Melody to death.
•    Deejay hears Robbie playing the piano for the first time and Robbie’s power makes Deejay feel Robbie’s emotions as he plays (not explained in book).
•    Matt and Deejay have some hanky-panky time outside but are interrupted by Chanda’s call about his house burning down.
•    Matt and Deejay get Chanda settled in the guest suite and Matt lets Chanda borrow some clothes (not in book).


Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki’s glows from Gage’s burns and that makes Erroll want him.
•    Loki and Loretta have the conversation Chanda warned her about.
•    Haverty helps Loki get ready for his clients.
•    Erroll pays for Loki’s time and spends and hour torturing Loki.
•    Gage helps Loki (much regret!).
•    Introduction to Dr. Tanaka and Akira (beginning of Forgotten Fox).
•    Gage skips school to go burn because his power level jumps.
•    After school, Gage burns Loki and salves him; then retreats to go burn.
•    Tio attacks Gage while he is burning and loses.
•    Loki picks Gage up and they go to Demesne D’Aquino.
•    Robbie panic attack.
•    Gage becomes an adult.
•    Chanda asks Loki to deliver a message to Cale and Mattatron; brings Loki into the game with his knowledge.
•    Gage burns his chains (cuffs, collar, and kiss) into Loki’s skin; Hyssasstia bond is formed.
•    Loki makes his statement by showing off his new burns.
•    Loki sees Tio set Chanda’s house on fire.


Queen to King Three
•    Robbie and Chanda have a lunch date.
•    Tio comes to have Chanda read him after school.
•    Learn that Tio is Deejay’s brother along with Qis who is playing in the background of the game.
•    Chanda sets Tio up to fail to capture Gage.
•    Chanda goes to Demesne D’Aquino.
•    Robbie has a silent conversation with Matt that they both misinterpret because that is still hilarious.
•    Robbie panic attack.
•    Gage becomes an adult.
•    Chanda has Loki deliver a message to Cale the Mattatron. Panther and Cheetah (just like his butt tattoos!); brings Loki into the game, informing Loki that he’s his Knight.
•    Chanda and Robbie take a walk.
•    Robbie explains his backstory (*sniffle* poor Robbie).
•    Cumpants Unite!
•    Chanda arrives home to his house burning to ruins.
•    Tio gives Chanda the things he burgled from his house before setting it alight.
•    Chanda reads Tio again.
•    Chanda retreats to the Demesne D’Aquino.


8th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Breakfast with Chanda, the newest resident of the demesne.
•    Matt kisses Deejay goodbye on the way to school.
•    Deejay gets a call from the detective in charge of Chanda’s arson case.
•    Deejay talks to Fraser about legal action against Loretta and gets rebuffed.
•    Matt and Deejay decide to pursue legal action against Loretta.


Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki’s chains go supernova in the arena (because the fires of Tartarus + Dragon fire = weird things).
•    Loretta asks Loki to stop Chanda from killing her (she’s being manipulative and over dramatic).
•    Loki discovers the title of the other Diviner: A’Uzu.
•    Loki calls Chanda to let him know the other Diviner’s name.
•    Penelope Straub (Erroll’s personal assistant) makes a witness statement implicating Loki in the house fire (not in book).
•    Gage and Loki discover that Loki’s chains are permanently embedded and glowing.


Queen to King Three
•    Deejay offers (again) to adopt Robbie.
•    Robbie checks in with Colt about how he’s dealing with Matt and Deejay’s relationship.
•    Chanda’s conversation with Principal Hammond
•    Loki calls Chanda to inform him that the other Diviner’s title is A’Uzu; that is the Persian Diviner’s title.
•    Lunch date with Robbie interrupted by phone interview with the detective in charge of Chanda’s arson case.


9th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt asks Robbie to babysit; gets Robbie hug.


Knight to Castle Two
•    Chanda calls Loki to let him know he’s a suspect in the Arson investigation.
•    Loki’s car gets blown up; Detective Chavez tries to help.
•    Haverty takes Loki home.
•    Verbal contract that Loki and Gage will do what Chanda tells them as long as Chanda works with the goal of making their plans to move to Cambridge happen.
•    Chanda dives into Gage and Loki’s strings of Fate.
•    Gage’s Drakon gets loose; Gage misinterprets the song of the Fates (calls them Life and Death rather than the Fates).
•    Loki and the Drakon converse.
•    Loki and Gage’s first kiss! Aww, soul-bonded Hyssasstia for the win!
•    Chanda tells Loki he hasn’t been human for six years; Loki registers as non-human.
•    Loki arrests Penelope Straube.


Queen to King Three
•    Chanda meets the detective in charge of the arson investigation and the insurance agent; Loki implicated in the arson.
•    Chanda reads Gage and Loki—makes a verbal contract with them that they will do what he tells them to do for the Diviner’s game conditionally.
•    Chanda has Deejay curse some hair sticks to give to Loretta (he lowkey hopes she uses them).
•    Chanda and Robbie go to the Hub so Chanda can meditate; Haverty guards the door while blocking Chanda from accessing Gage’s strings.
•    Chanda gives Robbie a lesson on air magic and gets to see his Siren wings.
•    Chanda makes his reparations to Loretta for the whole Cale and that Mattatrons thing (but seriously, Cale would have died).
•    Loretta tries to illegally species type Robbie (Jett should have known better than to do this).
•    Chanda loses his temper and scares Robbie.
•    Matt asks Robbie to babysit.
•    Chanda and Robbie might be falling in love. 😉


10th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Tio shows up to reverse psychology Matt into getting back into the Cage.
•    Deejay and Matt go on a date; the twins are Matt’s bio brothers!


Queen to King Three
•    Chanda returns to the Hub to meet with King Helix; Loretta, Erroll, and Haverty are there; Chanda warns everyone about getting involved in Diviner’s games.
•    Chanda discovers a few things about A’Uzu: male (probably), Seer (most likely); blind or partially blind (maybe). Author note: Haverty is as blind as Colt.
•    Chanda and Robbie have some sexy naked time in the theater.
•    Then they move it to the bedroom (Who doesn’t like it when the smaller guy tops???).
•    Robbie and Chanda open the lockbox; Robbie finds out about his traumatic birth and that he’s King Primus’ half-brother from their father, a primordial god named Pontus.
•    Robbie and Chanda burn everything but the coronet (not in book).


11th (aka. The Day Deejay Fucked Everything Up)
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt finds Tio in the nursery; Tio almost (but does not!) kills him.
•    Deejay curses Tio.
•    Author note: Deejay curses Alex and Eren because curses are tetchy; they tend to take things literally. Deejay curses Tio’s babies, but the only babies who belong to Tio even remotely are his nephews, and yes, Tio claims all his family even if he has kept himself distant from them until now. So, Deejay cursed Tio to know what it feels like to have his babies threatened in their own home, therefore Alex and Eren will be threatened in their own home. Also, because Deejay is a Fury not just a Naiad, his curses are immutable—they cannot be undone. This causes the anchor string to form right away and brings Erroll into Deejay’s home when he might not have done that before the curse. Don’t feel bad for Erroll though because the curse targeted that SOB to fulfill its purpose. He was the easiest and closest target; he definitely would have done the same thing without the curse if he decided he needed to.
•    Deejay and Matt have Chanda read their strings.
•    Author note: Matt asked about his species because, 1. He wanted to know if he was a descendant of Poseidon (for Cary’s sake), and 2. He heard Chanda call Deejay his mate and he wanted to confirm that his eager dedication to Deejay wasn’t abnormal.
•    Matt goes to the Hub and fights the Elder Council of the Obsidites and makes some new friends with them.
•    Matt sees Loki fight for the first time.
•    Deejay tops Matt (I think we all like equal opportunity lovers, right?)


Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki’s birthday! That he barely acknowledges…(this happened because I forgot about his birthday and then Loki informed me he didn’t care anyway).
•    Gage burns in the warehouse and Tio attacks him.
•    (Tio is pissed because of the curse and hurts Gage more than necessary; tells Erroll that he won’t keep attacking the Drakon)
•    Loki saves Gage and Haverty performs the bone resetting.
•    Loretta informs Loki that on Wednesday she wants him to arrest someone (Matt).
•    Haverty tells Loki he wants to be included in Loki’s plans: rejected!
•    Gage gets possessive of Loki in the Hub.
•    Loki and Gage meet Chanda at their apartment for a pow wow.
•    Loki encounters Detective Chavez on his way into work; something is wrong with Chavez (Author note: Solomon’s memory erasing spell doesn’t work on Chavez).
•    Loki spends the night flipping Erroll the bird before he beheads Penelope Straub and sends her head through the skybox window (this is damage that magic can fix).


Queen to King Three
•    Chanda discovers that Deejay has fucked everything up with his curse on Tio.
•    Chanda intercepts Colt before he can tell Deejay his vision; finds out the cursed has caused an anchor string to form and fucked everything up.
•    Chanda reads Deejay and Matt’s strings; discovers that Deejay is a Fury, not a Naiad.
•    Chanda calls Tio to move him in the right direction to save the twins.
•    Chanda calls the Elder Council of the Obsidites to get them into the Cage with Matt because he knows he’s going to need them.
•    Chanda meets Loki and Gage at their apartment to advise them on how to proceed (not in book).


12th (not in any book)
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt and Deejay have some naked time.
Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki starts dismantling Erroll’s inner circle.
•    Gage doesn’t see Loki.
Queen to King Three
•    Chanda and Robbie babysit for Matt and Deejay, and Robbie cancels his shopping trip with Gage and co.


13th (also not in any book)
Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki continues to dismantle Erroll’s inner circle.
•    Loki buys a copy of the Encyclopedia of Non-human Species for Gage.
Queen to King Three
•    Erroll kills Calvin Julien and Melody Julien and abducts Lily Julien (not in book)


14th (still not in any book)
Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki continues to dismantle Erroll’s inner circle.
•    Leaves the encyclopedia for Gage to find.


15th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Erroll abducts Alex and Eren; knocks Deejay out; get’s cursed by future Deejay.
•    Matt meets up with Gage and Loki in Dr. Tanaka’s class room; Loki makes a verbal contract with Matt.
•    Matt arrested because of Chanda; finds out Robbie was abducted.
•    Looks like Chanda has betrayed the Demesne D’Aquino.
•    Deejay arrested on Chanda’s orders.
•    Lots of waiting in the cell in the Hub.
•    Matt defeats Loki in the Cage and becomes the Headsman.


Knight to Castle Two
•    Elves attack Gage and Robbie at the school.
•    Gage loses his ever-loving mind when Loki makes the contract with Matt (it’s kinda hot tho).
•    Loki arrests Matt.
•    Loki arrests Deejay.
•    Gage burns.
•    Loki loses to Matt in the Cage.


Queen to King Three
•    Chanda confronts the Elf in the bathroom at his school.
•    Author note: it is during this confrontation that Chanda reads Erroll’s plans and sees that the Elves have been instructed to take Robbie to Haverty to be fitted with a magical gag.
•    Chanda uses up all his power fighting the Elves.
•    Robbie gets abducted.
•    Chanda is forced to take Matt and Deejay out of the picture so that they don’t die.
•    Haverty heals Robbie’s broken hyoid bone and makes a deal with Erroll to get Robbie back after Erroll is done with the coup because Haverty really doesn’t want Chanda to kill him before his time, which Chanda can do that because of the blessings the Fates gave him as a child (Haverty’s motivations for saving Robbie are not in the book).
•    Chanda refuels as much as he can at the preschool before going to the Demesne D’Aquino to make sure Loki arrests Deejay.
•    Chanda orders Loki to arrest Deejay; threatens Fraser; feeds himself and Cary.
•    Chanda goes to the Hub to refuel again; takes a moment to examine the strings of the Diviner’s game.
•    Robbie wakes up in Erroll’s mansion; discovers that Erroll has killed his dad and Melody and abducted Lily.
•    Chanda watches Matt become Headsman; refuels his power with the cast-off energy in the Hub.


16th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt gets Deejay out of the cell; gets his paperwork from Loretta.
•    Loretta offers peace to Deejay; he doesn’t have the emotional/mental capacity for it yet.
•    Deejay and Matt meet Chavez.
•    Deejay confronts Chanda at the Demesne D’Aquino.
•    Chanda tells Deejay to do nothing but doesn’t tell Matt the same.
•    Matt meets with the Elder Council of the Obsidites (not in book); they agree to help as long as Erroll finds justice in the Cage and Deejay curses him so that his schemes fail.
•    Matt and the Elder Council meet with King Helix in the Demesne of Morgaine.
•    Matt and Elder Council retrieve the twins.
•    Queen Lorelei takes her people in hand.
•    Deejay curses Erroll in the past (because he’s a Fury!)
•    Deejay and twins reunited.
•    Matt gets the night off because of Erroll’s arrest.


Knight to Castle Two
•    Haverty fucks Loki and gives him to Erroll afterward (yeah, he’s definitely a SOB sometimes).
•    Erroll tortures Loki.
•    Gage calls the Hub to find out where his brother is.
•    Tio and Gage come to a peace accord; Tio tells Gage where Loki was last.
•    Gage lets his Drakon soul loose.
•    Gage forces Haverty to tell him where Loki is (also, in this scene, the Drakon recognizes that Haverty is a Diviner, which is why the conversation happens thus: “He didn’t tell me where he was going.” “He didn’t have to!”
•    Gage saves Loki and burns the building to the ground.
•    Gage tears Erroll out of his helicopter escape.
•    Gage calls Chanda for a pick up of the future dead prince.
•    Queen Lorelei retrieves her son (and takes him to the Hub for incarceration).


Queen to King Three
•    Chanda visits Deejay in the cell in the Hub and threatens Deejay’s family so that Deejay won’t curse him (because that would be immutable and deadly).
•    On the way out of the Hub he gets his hands around Haverty’s neck and punches him a couple of times (this cracks me up because just after this he things how awesome it would be to do this very thing to A’Uzu).
•    Chanda calls the Elder Council of the Obsidites to get them to get Deejay to create the curse he needs in order to up his chance of success at saving everyone.
•    Chanda meets Matt and Deejay at home and tells Deejay to keep his ass at home and does not do the same for Matt because he can’t keep Matt out of the line of fire, but if the Elder Council of the Obsidites is there, they will teach Matt how to harden his skin so he doesn’t die in a gun fight.
•    Author note: Chanda saw Matt dying in a gun fight, but he saw Deejay getting eaten by his brother, Qis.
•    Chanda makes his way to the Realm of Morgaine, warns Helix of the impending coup, put Queen Lorelei out of the line of fire because there is no reason for her to die (not in book).
•    Erroll retrieves Robbie and takes him to the Realm of Morgaine for the coup d’état.
•    Robbie sings all of the Elves loyal to Helix to sleep.
•    Robbie sings Helix to sleep.
•    Chanda gets to hold the Sword of Morgaine (yeah, this isn’t important, but in my head this is quite significant).
•    Erroll’s minion takes Robbie away to go drop him off in Haverty’s room.
•    Chanda turns the Elves loyal to Erroll against him.
•    Chanda takes Lily back to Texas and meets up with his parents and brother.
•    Robbie wakes up and realizes he’s in Haverty’s room.
•    Chanda stops Gage from burning the Hub and ensuring his own death (and gets a wicked delight watching Gage hurt Haverty).
•    Author note: Haverty has not been able to get a read on Gage and did not know that he was a Drakon. He might not have sold Loki if he knew that.
•    Chanda, his family, and Lily go to a park so that they can find Robbie.
•    Chanda arranges for Erroll’s pick up with Queen Lorelei’s people.
•    Chanda retrieves Robbie from Haverty.
•    Are you all disappointed that Haverty’s whole motivation was hubris? Just wanted to know if he was better than the Ntu Waamelika.
•    Robbie meets the Mardukes and agrees to go back to the hotel with them.


17th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt kills Erroll in the Cage.
•    The Judiciary Council pardons Matt.
•    Matt takes Deejay to bed.
Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki and Gage have a whole lot of sex.
•    Chanda releases them from their contract with him.


Queen to King Three
•    Robbie remembers to tell someone that Helix is alive; Chanda tells Queen Lorelei (we do not cuss at the Queen of Morgaine).
•    The Trial happens! Breakdown of the rulings:
•    Loretta:
•    Removed from power over the Hub
•    Fined for damages.
•    Haverty:
•    Fined for damages.
•    Forced to go through the minors’ morality course that the Council of Diviners requires all young Diviners to pass before they are recognized as a full member of the majority (no longer a minor) by the Diviner’s Council and allowed to work as a Diviner (this does not mean they are not an adult; irl: 18-year-olds are adults, but still minors). The morality course happens over the course of about twenty years, and Haverty will be incarcerated and isolated during this time.
•    Author note: Incarceration is a worse fate than death for non-humans and often ends in insanity, death, or both.
•    Chanda:
•    Fined for damages.
•    Fined for the damages that Gage caused to the Hub.
•    Sentenced to reformation therapy by the Council of Diviners.
•    Erroll:
•    Sentenced to death.
•    Estate fined for damages.
•    Estate required to pay reparations to his victims or their families.
•    Kim Marduke makes a contract with Robbie and Chanda that Chanda will be fine after his weekend of reformation therapy.
•    Chanda and Robbie reconnect in the hotel room (Chanda’s a sap).


18th 
Bishop to Knight One
•    Robbie returns with Lily in tow.
•    Colt finally lets Matt and Deejay know that he’s ok with their relationship.
•    Matt and Deejay get engaged.


Queen to King Three
•    Robbie returns to the Demesne D’Aquino with Lily (not in book).


19th 
20th 
Queen to King Three
•    Chanda and Robbie reunite; Chanda looks refreshed and has a new hair cut and a crazy old suit he probably bought brand new.
•    Chanda and Robbie explain what happened to Deejay and Matt after releasing the forget spell Robbie put on them.
•    Chanda tells Deejay that he is a Fury.
•    Author’s note: Yes, I know that this is part of Deejay and Matt’s story, but I didn’t want to spoil Chanda’s book before you read it, so you get this in Chanda’s book.
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8th
Bishop to Knight One
•    Matt and Deejay and all the Aquinos meet in College Station for Monet’s graduation.
•    Monet has a blindingly bright aura.


22nd
Knight to Castle Two
•    Loki and Gage move into their condo in Cambridge with the help of Matt, Deejay, Robbie, and Chanda.

​2nd
Queen to King Three
•    Matt and Deejay’s wedding.
•    Chanda and Robbie go back to the hotel.
•    Robbie gives Chanda an engagement ring (Chanda is still a sap).

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Hello Cuties! It's time for the Q&A with Monet, Qis, and Tio...and a bunch of other characters. Feel free to comment below posts to interact with the characters here tonight. Just a word of warning: Monet and Qis enjoy showing off.
Monet: Everyone should see how beautiful Qis is.
Qis: You too.
Jen: They will. In your book. PG-13 for the group because FB is

​Post #2
Carol Hirschhorn asks,
Qis will you go back to working in a daycare? or was that Tio - I might have gotten confused... lol
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Tio: Carol! How very DARE you mix me and my twin up!
Qis: We have never, ever pretended to be each other. Nope. Never.
Tio: Certainly not. We don’t even look at much alike.
Qis: His eyes are probably blue.
Tio: And his are probably green.
Jen: Stop making fun of me. You know it’s the opposite.
Tio: Are you sure?
Jen: *looks at her character sheet* Tio has GREEN EYES.
Qis: Did you look at the right character sheet?
Jen: *looks again* Yes…
Qis: The one in scrivener?
Jen: …
Jen: TIO’S EYES ARE GREEN!
Tio: Good job, Jenny!
Jen: I will kill you.
Qis: She still has to write the last book.
Tio: Good job, Jen!
Qis: I love kids, but I don’t want to work with them. I plan to give myself some time and then maybe see about getting a job with an architecture firm.

Post #3
Carol Hirschhorn asks,
Monet, What do you plan to do once this battle is over?
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Monet: I assume you mean once everything is resolved. I plan to figure out how to sell my art, I will buy or build a home for Qis and I, and then spend the rest of our lives showing him how much I love him. Qis, what do you want to do? You cannot tell them “Whatever Monet wants to do.”
Qis: But…that’s…
Monet: *arches brow*
Qis: *takes a deep breath* Short term, I want to spend time with the family. I want to design our home to fit our needs. I want to oversee that project.
Monet: You build it; I will decorate it.
Qis: Yes, please.

Post #4
Tracey Carlton Samuels asks,
Qis- how small/big can your ouroboros get right now? Will it continue to grow as you get older or...how does that work?
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Qis: In my shifted form, I am naturally about the size of a juvenile garter snake—about 12 inches. I will grow as I age and the more things I devour, the bigger I will get. If I had been devouring things for the Void more regularly, I would be much larger than I am at the beginning of my book, but I haven’t had the inclination or opportunity.

Post #5
Tracey Carlton Samuels asks,
Monet, did you always know what you were or was it a surprise? Is it bc of who your father is, then?
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Monet: *looks at Jen* She’s a very insightful reader, isn’t she?
Jen: So fecking insightful.
Monet: *examines Tracey for a moment* She guesses spoilers, doesn’t she?
Jen: Every. Damn. Book.
Monet: Interesting. No. Yes. Yes.

Post # 6
Tracey Carlton Samuels says,
Tio, I love you like the bouncy, hyper-active baby goat you are but...you had your turn. As a twin myself, I know how important it is for you BOTH to have your solo moments. It's ok. You'll always be our favorite Chaos Eater.
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Tio: Qis doesn’t mind sharing!
Qis: That’s almost true.
Tio: I have my own mates.
Qis: *shrugs* You think mine is hot.
Tio: He IS!
Monet: Let’s not pretend we don’t enjoy showing off.
Qis: *shudders* Yes, Master.
Tio: …so fucking hot…

Post #7
Carol Hirschhorn asks,
Tio any new surprises for your mates?
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Tio: I always have surprises for my mates! Yesterday, I surprised them both with orgasms!
Auggie: That’s not a good way to explain what you did.
Luca: I was giving a procedural lecture to the enforcers.
Auggie: I was manning the power point.
Nyki: *shrugs* I saw the babies, but didn’t think to stop Tio.
Tio: I was testing how well trained my new babies are!
Luca: In front of everyone we work with.
Auggie: And my brother and father. Silvus was not happy with you.
Tio: Your family adores me.
Auggie: That doesn’t mean they want to know what my o-face looks like.
Tio: But your o-face is fantastic! I don’t mind sharing how sexy you are with everyone. They should be jealous I get to see it everyday.
Luca: … I kind of agree …
Auggie: Luca, we agreed you weren’t going to encourage this.
Tio: Everyone here already knows anyway.
Auggie: True…but no more surprise, public sexual harassment, Tio.
Tio: Alright. I will warn you next time.
Luca: *snickers* I don’t think that’s what he meant.
Tio: Too late. Deal is made; we’ve shook on it; can’t change the rules.
Auggie: *shakes his head*

Post # 8
Kendra Patterson asks,
Tio did it bother you when you cut off one of your babies? I feel like it would be traumatic.
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Luca: You don’t have to answer that.
Auggie: You don’t have to talk about anything you don’t want to.
Tio: I’m ok. It’s a legitimate question.
Luca: *scowls*
Auggie: *pulls Luca into a tight hug*
Tio: It hurt? It was not the best way to deal with my babies, but I didn’t know better. I do now. It didn’t feel like cutting off a limb, more like…what I imagine cutting a nail past the quick feels like.

Post #9
Alyx Madsen Ãû asks,
Tio and Qis - Did you manage to fool your mates with your twin act?
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Jen: I feel like this might be spoilers.
Tio: It’s not spoiilers if you haven’t written it.
Qis: *points to Tio* That.
Jen: But I want to write it.
Tio: YOU DON’T HAVE TIME.
Jen: *pouts* fine. Tell them.
Qis: Alyx, we tried.
Tio: The problem is we forgot our mates have sensitive noses.
Qis: And other magic.
Tio: So, even though we looked EXACTLY the same.
Qis: They didn’t even notice.
Tio: *sighs* They just walked right up to the correct twin and didn’t even have a moment’s doubt.
Monet: You two are so different, I forget you’re twins.
Luca: Same.
Auggie: I didn’t really think about it because I look like my brothers too and only get mistaken for each other by humans.
Tio: *sighs*
Qis: We looked adorable, though.
Monet: You did.
Qis: Thank you, Master.

Post #10
Tracey Carlton Samuels asks,
Monet- who is your favorite brother? By that, I mean which of your brothers is your favorite? (Going out on a limb and guessing Qis is your favorite of the Aquinos trips.)
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Monet: I am closest to my brother, Den. As far as favorites, I don’t think I have one. All of my siblings are enjoyable in their own ways. I believe Qis has a favorite, though.
Qis: Maybe we should say I have one I feel bonded to more than the others.
Monet: Give it time. She will end up being your favorite, and that’s ok. It’s ok to have favorites, balmahv.
Qis: Is it?
Monet: Are you questioning me?
Qis: … maybe?
Monet: *grabs Qis’ hair and bites his neck*
Qis: Yes. Definitely questioning you.
Monet: *chuckles and growls* Let me remind you who’s in charge….
Jen: Hot.
Tio: Hot.

Post #11
Tammy B. PA asks,
Monet: We had a glimpse of your relationship with Qis. He called you “master”, can you tell us about your relationship? Did you know you were destined for a fated mate?
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Monet: Tammy, I hear that you’re keeping Jen sane these days. Thank you for that. Are you ready for the insane schedule Jen has decided on this summer?
Qis: I would like to know why you didn’t try to talk her out of it.
Monet: Jen can do it; she just needs maintenance spankings to keep her focused.
Qis: *looks at Tammy* You should put that in her schedule.
Jen: I think I can manage my own spankings, thank you.
Monet: You really can’t.
Jen: *grrr* Just answer the question.
Monet: *frowns*
Jen: …
Jen: …
Jen: FINE! Please answer the question!
Monet: Better.
Qis: *snickers*
Monet: Naiads don’t have fated mates unless they are paired with a species that does. I did not know I would have one, but I do appreciate the interesting ways Jen’s mind creates. As for our relationship, Qis is my mate, my perfect person, and my sub. As stated in the blurb for our book, we enjoy a complete power exchange.
Qis: It was weird to get used to.
Monet: Are you bored of me already?
Qis: No, Master. Never.
Monet: Good.

Post #12
Carol Hirschhorn asks,
Qis how does it feel knowing that Deejay wants a relationship with you and Tio?
Tio Same question
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Qis: I am relieved that Deejay is such a compassionate man and is willing to forgive Tio and I for the small parts we played in helping Erroll.
Tio: If Deejay couldn’t see that it’s not your fault what Erroll made you do, then he wouldn’t be worth our time and energy.
Qis: That’s not true. Even if he never forgave us, I would still protect him. He’s our family. It doesn’t matter whether he knows it or not.
Tio: Speaking. Why did you tell him without me?
Qis: I didn’t. I thought you told him.
Tio: Nope, not me!
Qis: Who told him? Monet?
Monet: He knew before I did.
Tio: WHO TOLD HIM, JEN?
Jen: Spoilers.
Tio: I live for spoilers! We’ve established this many, many times!

Post #13
Tracey Carlton Samuels asks,
Monet, Qis...let's talk meet-cutes. How cute was yours? (Spoilers are ok with me but not everyone so...just in general I guess.)
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Jen: … *shrugs*
Monet: *purses lips and frowns* I don’t know how to answer this because we met multiple times.
Qis: It was difficult, scary, and stupid.
Monet: What?
Qis: I didn’t know we were mates and I had no idea what was wrong with me. Plus, I stayed all night and that was stupid. I should have just left.
Monet: *narrows eyes at Qis* Do you really think you could have made any other choice?
Qis: *pauses, thinks, sighs* No, I suppose I could not have made a different choice.
Monet: *hugs Qis tightly* FATED mates. Fate, balmahv. There wasn’t any other choice to make.
Qis: *loses all structural integrity* So good.
Monet: Agreed. Our series of introductions were perfect.

Post # 14
Tracey Carlton Samuels
Ugh, ok, Tio.. I do have a question that I think maybe you'd know the most about since you were raised by that asshat. Is the reason said asshat chose a Naiad to create you with because of the whole son's of Niaids don't inherit their powers? To like guarantee you'd develop exactly how he wanted?
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Tio: I’m not sure if I WANT to answer your questions. You’ve been so anti-Tio…
Luca: She isn’t. She just knows what its like for one twin to overshadow another, and you overshadow Qis.
Tio: *gasps* I thought you were on my side!
Qis: I’m on your side.
Tio: *tries to hug Qis. Qis is locked down by Monet. Tio yanks at Qis. No dice. Tio wraps his arms around Qis AND Monet* I’m on your side too! Do you want me to step out and let you have the rest of the time here without me?
Qis: Of course not. I love having you here.
Tio: Even if I overshadow you?
Qis: Am I the one who needs a lot of attention to be happy?
Tio: *gives Monet a SIGNIFICANT look* Yes.
Qis: *blushes* That’s different.
Luca: Mi alma, are you going to answer the question?
Tio: *sighs* I guess. It’s probably the main factor for what he would choose a Nymph species, but he could have done the same thing creating us with any womb, really. I mean, he would have made us from dragon eggs and it would have the same results. Well, Deejay might have been more fiery.
Jen: Eh. I mean, you’re not wrong. But you’re not right either.
Den: Spoilers.
Jen: Go back to your corner.
Den: Make. Me.
Jen: *narrows eyes at Den* You don’t scare me.
Den: *arches brow*
Monet: *laughs*
Jen: Next!

Post #15
Tracey Carlton Samuels asks,
One more, one more- Qis...any of Monet's brothers ever call you Uncle-Brother?
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Qis: I feel a headache coming on.
Monet: Don’t think about it.
Qis: I’m Uncle Qis to the little ones. Sometimes just Qis. Sometimes just Uncle. Never, ever brother.
Monet: We don’t really emphasize the family entanglements. When the kids are old enough to understand, we’ll make sure they know how everyone is related.
Jen: My mother’s brother is her uncle and yet, no incest occurred. However, if I ever want to write a step-father romance, I have one in my family that would make for an excellent A/B/O book.
Monet: I’m beginning to understand why your second in series seem to have the theme of taboo-adjacent.
Jen: Nah, that’s just because I’m a perv.
Monet: *laughs* True.

Post #16
Tessa Gene- Mallette Kelly asks,
Qis i got sunburned today and it made me think about you and monet! Does Monet ever mark you on you intimate bits ? If so how do you feel about that?
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Qis: *makes a really, really, really, needy noise*
Monet: I mark him wherever I want, and that includes his cock.
Qis: Pleasepleasepleaseplease.
Monet: --
Jen: Do you want to put me in FB jail? I swear to f*ck between you, Willam, and Den…
Den: Show us how you mark him, Monet.
Monet: *grins*
Qis: Pleasepleaseplease.
Jen: And we’re done.

Post #17
Cameron Craig says,
Tio! Come keep me company and tell me about your gorgeous mates.
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Tio: I wanted to watch Monet mark Qis.
Auggie: You need boundaries.
Luca: How do you not have boundaries?
Tio: Come on, it’s hot. You have to admit it’s hot. It’s like live porn, but better.
Auggie: I’m allowed to think it’s hot; neither of them are my brothers.
Tio: I’m not allowed to think my nephew turning my brother into a pile of orgasmic goo is hot? That’s just not fair. I don’t even know Monet! If I didn’t stalk Deejay, I wouldn’t even know he was related.
Luca: You make a valid point about Monet, but not about Qis.
Tio:; *snorts* you don’t even know how many twincest books I’ve read.
Auggie: *grimaces* I’ve read some too.
Luca: *shakes his head at his mates* You’re unbelievable. I thought you were holding out on me with the tentacle porn and now I learn about twincest books?
Tio: Cameron, my mates are, as always, wonderful--
Luca: You don’t get to change the subject!
Auggie: Tio makes us very happy. He’s a joy and a delight, and yes he makes trouble, but he’s worth it.
Tio: And Luca loves my trouble even if he pretends not to.
Luca: *stalks off to go find their stashes of books*
Tio: I PUT MINE IN THE TREASURE CHEST!
Luca: *waves an acknowledgment*
Tio:; We have a wooden chest at the end of our bed that I found in a dragon’s lair. It doesn’t have books in it.
Auggie: You filled it with dildos didn’t you?
Tio: I totally did!
Auggie: Did you pay for the dildos?
Tio: Auggie is such a warm, fuzzy, teddy bear. He never loses patience with me, and loves me even when I forget to follow the rules. He’s perfect, and shiny, and smells good. Sexy, and handsome.
Auggie: *sighs* Don’t tell Luca you stole them.
Tio: *zips his lips and kisses Auggie*

​Post #18
Tessa Gene- Mallette Kelly asks,
Monet what is your favorite book?
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Monet: I have a collection of art books that I enjoy and add to it often. I have preorders for all my favorite artists and keep up with their work online.
Qis: I didn’t know this. Where do you keep your books?
Monet: They’re in boxes in the garage right now. I’m still working on the layout of my studio.
Qis: I can help with that.
Monet: My most perfect person. *kisses Qis hard and possessive*

Post #19
Sarah Deer says,
Hey Tio!! Firstly, I miss you!!! What you been up to?
Secondly, what's it like working with Jayne??

Tio: Hello there, Sarah! I’ve missed being here with you too! I love coming in and causing chaos! *snickers* I got a fulltime job with the Hub! I’m kind of like a bounty hunter! It’s the best job ever. I get to track down miscreates and bring them to justice! And I get to work with my mates, so it’s always sexy time!
Auggie: It is not always sexy time. We do have to work.
Luca: Which is why we keep sending you out to hunt.
Tio: They keep sending me out with Jayne! He’s awesome!
Jayne: I haven’t had so much fun working. Tio is my best friend.
Tio: I am?! You’re mine too! Except my mates, of course.
Jayne: Of course. We should celebrate!
Tio: Let’s go to Australia and make Sarah show us the sights! I bet she knows all the best places to get in trouble—I mean have fun!
Jayne: Let me go plan the route.
Luca: Your supervisor does not approve this time off.
Tio: What if I offered a blow job and to do the dinner dishes?
Luca: I am not falling for that again.
Tio: *kisses Luca* Please?
Luca: You’ll have to take me with you.
Auggie: I’m not staying behind.
Tio: ROAD TRIP!
Sarah: Tio, do you wanna come team teach with me? What mayhem could we cause?
Tio: If you taught kindergarten, yes, but I heard about your exams and that sounds awful. I would definitely take you out for a good time though! We could deface some buildings for fun! You wouldn’t even get caught because I can make us INVISIBLE! Wanna go draw penises on some windows?

Post #20
Sarah Deer
Monet, what's your favorite thing to do with your "sword"?
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Monet: Stick it in Qis. He’s a sword swallower, did you know?
Qis: I thought she was talking about Madan.
Monet: I chose the interpretation I preferred.
Qis: …
Monet: On your knees, balmahv.
Jen: And we’re done. Again. Jeez. *whispers* hot...

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​Tracey asks: Is it Friday yet? It’s Friday, right? I mean 3 Thursdays is more than enough... right?
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Tio: WELCOME, CUTIES!! IT'S MY TURN FOR A Q&A! I'm so excited to answer your questions today! We'll try to stretch this out about 2 hours. Anni and I will be in the comments, so feel free to follow-up our answers. You all have asked some wonderful questions! I cannot wait for Anni to see some of them. *giggles*
Anubis: What is happening here?
Tio: The Cuties are amazing and really pulled through for me.
Anubis: This is going to be weird, isn’t it?
Tio: Chaos at it’s finest! Tastes like…cotton candy in here.
Anubis: You realize I know more about you than you know about me, right?
Tio: *rubs his hands together* This is going to be fun.
Anibus: *hugs Tio* So much fun.
Tio: *winks at
Tracey
* It's definitely Friday now. I'll let Chronos know he can turn your hourglass again. He and I enjoy making time move in interesting ways. Total DILF.

#2
​Carol asks:
Hi Anni! I bet I'll love you as much as Tio, Qis and Deejay. IF you could get a date with your man, where would you take him on a date? What would your ideal date consist of? *kisses* I'm sure I'll love you as much as your brothers.
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Anubis: I LOVE TELLING THIS STORY!
Tio: I think Charon’s version is better.
Anubis: Charon doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Anyway, I met Charon about 2500 years ago after I killed Hades—By the way, that is also an amazing story--
Tio: It really is.
Anubis: My first day taking over Hades’ underworld—I have my own too—and I see this poor guy, ragged robes, didn’t even have a face, taking payment from some souls. Seriously, who charges money to get into the afterlife??? Hades was a fuc—kface. Sorry, Tammy. I'll try to remember not to use that word. Anyway, first thing I did was discontinue the service fee. Too many orphans getting left behind for my liking. The next thing was, Charon hadn’t had a day off since he started working as the ferryman, so I immediately gave him a paid vacation and took him on his first date.
Tio: According to Charon, Anni DRAGGED him away from the ferry and FORCED him to sit down for a victory feast after killing Charon’s beloved boss.
Anubis: Hades was a wanker. I’m a much better god of the dead. I kissed Charon at the end of our date. It was truly romantic.
Tio: *wiggling excitedly* Jennifer, please please please let me go get Qis right now. I have to go do something. *bats eyelashes*
Jennifer: *under her breath* How much chaos do I want this to erupt into? *aloud* You stay here. I’ll go find him.

#3
​Tracey asks: So, Anubis is brother to Qis and Deejay, too, then? I’m guessing Deejay doesn’t know that either. Any more hidden brothers?
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Tio: Well, I mean, my dad is a god, so…yes? Anni? Maybe this is a better question for you. How many brothers do we have? And I bet they’re asking about brothers just because of Jennifer’s preferences, but tell them about sisters too.
Anubis: Well, Set’s been dead for thousands of years, so not as many as you might think. You’ll find that humans are not great with keeping track of the family tree, so let me break it down for you. The Ennead is a pantheon of my direct ancestors. Atum is my great-great grandfather, a primordial god and a bit of an ass. His two kids, Shu and Tefnut, also asses, made some more gods Geb and Nut. Geb’s ok, Nut’s a bit insane. Those two produced Osiris, Isis, Set, and Nephthys. Set and Nephthys made me and MY SISTER (humans thinks she’s a dude), Ophelia, known as Wepawet, but I swear if anyone calls her my brother, I will probably tear their vocal cords out with my teeth.
Tio: To be fair, she’s a war goddess and back in the day it was easier to lead armies if she disguised herself as a man. Also, she’s a bitch.
Anubis: *shrugs* I like her.
Tio: You also like Charon.
Anubis: He has a beautiful soul. Everyone should love him.
Tio: He is an absolute delight, that’s true. *looks around* Where is Qis?

#4
​Cameron says: Sooo you’re aware that vanta black is trademarked right? Don’t want you getting in trouble with us mortals.
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Anubis: I’m the god of the underworld; human laws don’t apply to me. I just love that it tricks the eye into questioning reality. It’s so much fun at parties.
Tio: He painted his throne room floor to ceiling in the stuff. All the columns and the throne itself.
Anubis: When I’m sitting on it, it looks like I’m floating in a black hole. Visitors almost never come back.
Qis: I always came back.
Anubis: *pulls Qis into a bone-crushing hug* You’re my favorite brother.
Tio: Mine too!
Qis: *shifts into a serpent, retreats, shifts back into his human form*
Tio: CASUAL NUDITY FOR THE WIN!
Monet: *drapes himself over Qis’ shoulders*
Jennifer: *blushing* Monet refused to be left behind.
Tio: It’s ok! Come along Qis, we’re on a mission! Anni, hold down the fort!
Anubis: I want one of these:

#5
Sarah says: Hey Tio, are we prepared for the level of chaos you and Anni will more than likely unleash?
Also, Anni, what's your favourite part about hanging out with Tio? Do you get along with people?
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Anubis: So Tio, Qis and Monet have gone off to do something. I’m sure we will definitely NOT be able to handle the level of chaos Tio’s bringing into this. He—has a special skill for getting into trouble.
Jennifer: He’s almost more trouble than he’s worth.
Anubis: He does edge the line, but I remember when he was just a tiny little thing toddling around on his wittle bebe arms. He was so fuc—king adorable—sorry forgot about the rules.
Jennifer: I do it all the time. Sorry, Tammy!
Anubis: I think my favorite part of Tio has always been his child-like earnestness and appreciation for life. He has real struggles that have quite literally driven lesser Chaos Eaters insane. He’s an absolute delight, no matter what shenanigans he gets into.
Jennifer: Well…he did scare me once.
Anubis: What’s a story without a little suspense?
Jennifer: Less stressful.

#6
​Sarah asks: Anni, how big is your dick? That loin cloth is impressive I mean, do you get to put it to much use? LOL
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Anubis: This is what happens when Tio tells everyone not to bow before the great and powerful Anubis. *clears throat, uses booming god voice* THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ANUBIS WILL NOT TALK ABOUT HIS DICK--
Tio: *yells over Anubis* HEY CUTIES! MEET CHARON!
Anubis: *booming god voice* I HAVE A MAGNIFICENT COCK! MY LOINCLOTH EXAGGERATES NOTHING!
Charon: *looking a bit disgruntled with Tio* You brought me here to listen to Anubis exaggerate about his dick?
Anubis: *cheeks flaming red* Hi Charon. You look great. Love the robes. Where’s your face? I mean, you don’t have to wear it, but you might scare the humans like this. Did you like the necklace I left on your dick—I mean dock. I left it on your dock. Not your dick. Obviously I would love to leave a gift on your dick. I’m great at BJs, I would blow your socks off. I mean, fu---ck. You don’t wear socks, so I wouldn’t literally blow your socks off. I meant it metaphoric--
Charon: Stop talking.
Tio: *gigglesnorts behind his hands*

#7
Carol asks: Maybe Charon is intimidated? And that's why he hasn't said yes???
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Charon: No.
Tio: I don’t know, he does have a monster cock according to him.
Anubis: I’M A BOTTOM!
Charon: No.
Tio: *laughs and laughs and laughs*

#8
​Carol says: So.... in light of Sarah's question... Anni, Are you comfortable talking about your preferences??? lol Top, Bottom, or Verse? gay? bi? Pan? Feel free to tell me I'm asking too many questions if you don't want to answer... I mean no disrespect to you
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Tio: *whispers* This is the best thing I’ve ever done.
Anubis: *visibly flustered* I’m…pan? *looks at Charon for any reaction*
Charon: *has no face*
Anubis: I mean, I don’t really have any kind of gender preference. Everything is good to me. Um, I guess I would be…vers? *looks back at Charon for ANYTHING AT ALL*
Charon: *hasn’t moved*
Anubis: I…*in a rush* think I need a break *disappears*

#9
​Ashley asks: Brother? Are you... half brothers? With not the same dad?
Can you shapeshift into a jackal??
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Church grims always reminded me of Anubis. Are you as much of a protector as the stories claim? I always liked that. Of all the stories of death/afterlife gods and psychopomps, Anubis is always so protective and... caring.
Tio: Well, Anni is taking a short break, so I’ll take this one. Charon, does Anni get protective?
Charon: *sighs* I thought you were taking this one?
Tio: *clearly lying* I’ve barely seen him work. You have WAY more insight than me.
Charon: If there is one good thing about Anubis, it’s that he cares for and protects the lost and sorrowful. He’s a fair judge, but also merciful, and his reforms have made the underworld a much better place to live and work. He might be an incompetent fool when it comes to other things, as a god he’s one of the better ones.
Tio: *flutters his eye lashes* So, do you like him?
Charon: *blank. wall*
Tio: I made friends with Cerberus last time I came to visit. He’s a wonderful companion, isn’t he? He loves sniffing shit out. He showed me this fantastic stash of d--
Charon: I don’t mind him as a boss.

#10
​Carolina says: Hi Anni! It's a surprise to know there's one more sibling in the equation. Are you Deejay and Quis' brother too? Are planning to introduce yourself to them? If you do, please be nice to the littles, don’t scare them away.
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Anubis: *reappears* Stash of what?
Charon: Denarii
Tio: *nods vigorously* Totally Denarii. It was so strange. Like a bad dragon’s hoard.
Anubis: I thought I cleared out all the coins. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it.
Charon: *quickly* I’ve already taken care of the stash.
Anubis: *heart eyes* Thank you. You’re always so on top of me. I mean, my stuff. Uh, responsibilities. F*ck. I always get to know all my siblings. Qis is my favorite, and I promise I won’t scare the children when I meet them. I love kids. In fact, I fell for Charon because I saw him giving all the orphans their coins so they could pay him. It was ADORABLE. And the reason why we did away with the payment system. Hades was a jackass.
Charon: *rumbles in response*
Tio: I can’t tell if that’s an agreement or a warning.

#11
​Sarah asks: Anni, how active is your 'social' life? Are you single? How do you spend your free time? Also... tell me a secret?
Anubis: I’m not really available right now… Charon and I--
Charon: *interrupts* He is single as fck and spends his free time annoying his employees, and I’ll tell you a secret—I’m leaving.
Tio: *wraps all his chaos arms around Charon* Noooooooo! Please stay! Everyone want you here!
Charon: I have souls to ferry and that fu—grrrr *points a hand at Anubis* should also be working!
Anubis: I swear I hired people so that we could have some time off for fun things!
Tio: Qis and Monet agreed to ferry the souls while Charon stepped out.
Charon: *growling* You can’t just let anyone takeover my job.
Tio: Who spent most of his vacation in the underworld working the docks?
Charon: *short silence* This is ridiculous.
Tio: Cuties, Qis and I spent some time in the underworld about five years ago, and my brother spent most of that time following Charon around like a puppy, and Charon fuc--
Tammy: NO F-BOMBS!
Tio: —king loved it. Sorry, Tammy!
Anubis: It’s because Qis is adorable. Sorry Tio, but you know what I mean.
Tio: He’s soooo cute!
Charon: *grumpy grunt*
Tio: Charon agrees!

#12
​Sarah asks: Anubis, you've been known to typically guide lost souls and also help with final judgment. Do you think you're often misunderstood?
Anubis: *wails* SO MISUNDERSTOOD! I’m a loving guy! I have a huge heart and people try to box me into this scary mythos. I’m amazing!
Tio: You are, right Charon? *hugs Charon really, really, bone crunchingly tight*
Charon: *deadpan* Totally misunderstood.
Tio: *squeezes tighter*
Charon: You realize that all the misunderstanding it because you took on the role of Hades, right? No one actually thinks that Anubis is a bad guy. Everyone expects Hades when they get here, and he was the one who made some questionable decisions.
Anubis: So, you like me? Should we go on another date. I swear I will make it way better this time. We could go have dinner. The Olympians have an excellent vintage of ambrosia wine we could try. Not that I’m trying to get you drunk. I mean, I would never. I want you to enjoy me sober—I don’t mean, like, enjoy-enjoy, I just mean, my company. But if you wanted to enjoy more than my company, of course I want to do that too. I--
Charon: Stop talking.
Anubis: Someone should gag me.
Tio: *holds up a red and blue ball* Want to chase the ball? It’s almost like a gag.
Anubis: …

#13
​Tessa Gene- Mallette Kelly
Hi Anni! Do you have a favorite past time?
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Tio: *throws the ball*
Anubis: *transforms into a giant wolf and off like a shot*
Charon: I have a collection of balls in my robes. It’s the best way to get him to shut up.

#14
​Kate says: Hi Anni, can’t wait to meet you properly and I love your pic! So, what I want to know is what do like doing for fun and to relax? I know you’re probably really busy but you must have some downtime? Also what’s your favourite thing about Charon? What caught your interest first and then snagged it permanently? Are you fated mates and if so how do you know and does Charon realise this? Does Charon have a species?
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Charon: *huffs, annoyed and throws another ball for Anni as soon as he comes back* I’m never, ever, ever going to date Anubis. The gods don’t have fated mates; they have consorts, and Anubis tends to run through his rapidly. His favorite thing about me is my work ethic, and species-wise, I’m a Reaper. A very, very, VERY specialized Reaper. *throws another ball, ignoring the slobbery ones dropped at his feet*

#15
​Janine says: Hi, Anni! Do you like ear scritches and being called a good boy or a pretty puppy?
Tio: *calls to Anni* Come here, pretty puppy! Come here and Charon’s going to scratch your ears!
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Anubis: *skids to a stop in front of Charon and totally noses his crotch*
Charon: *starts pushing Anubis away*
Tio: Anni, did I tell you about that time Cerberus and I went hunting in the woods for bad dragons?
Charon: *scratches Anubis’ ear*
Anubis: *happy wolf*

#16
​Tammy asks: Anni, what makes Tio your favorite brother? What’s the craziest thing you’ve done with him, or helped him get out of?
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Anubis: *transforms into his god-visage* Well, Qis is my favorite, but he’s everyone’s favorite. Tio is my second favorite, and let me tell you a little story about how a six year old Chaos Eater brought a several thousand year old Chaos Eater to his knees and not because he was so cute everyone wanted to hold him.
Tio: *snorts and rolls his eyes*
Anubis: *puts his arm over Tio’s shoulder* My son is a shit stain, who didn’t love the hell out of this *points to Tio* little guy the moment he laid eyes on him.
Tio: Anubis doesn’t believe in killing people just because of their species, but in this case, Euandros might’ve been a mistake to let live.
Anubis: Hush you. *covers Tio’s mouth* Euandros and I went to visit my father and happened to arrive on his sixth birthday. Euandros has forever pulled the worse shit just to feed himself on the chaos he causes. When we arrived at this gorgeous hacienda my father was keeping Tio practically chained in, I decided to take my little brother shopping. I left Euandros with Set and took Tio out for the whole day. We shopped, we harvested a few souls, Tio learned how to eat with a spoon. It was fantastic.
Tio: Is that how I figured out how to eat?
Anubis: *snaps his sharp teeth in annoyance* Yes. Anyway. When Tio and I got back from our day of terrorizing the city and shopping, I’d bought Tio this gorgeous hand carved, wooden checkers board and all the pieces for both checkers and chess. I figured I could start him on checkers and once he got used to that one, he could step up to chess.
I played one round with him before we came back to the hacienda. When we get there, shitstain—I mean Euandros got jealous of the six year old’s birthday present and demanded Tio give it to him.
Tio looked up at my embarrassment of a son and straight up told him he had to win it.
Euandros, being a cocky little prick, took Tio up on his challenge.
It took the six year old who had played one game of checkers less than three minutes to slaughter Euandros on the board. I was so proud of him. *gives Tio a noogie*
Tio: NOT THE HAIR!

​#17
​Tio: Thank you for having us Cuties! My book comes out May 15th and it will be amazing just like me.
Anubis: What I've read so far is fantastic. You'll love it.
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Tio: How far have you gotten?
Anubis: About a third of the way.
Tio: Are the skimming?
Anubis: *laughs* No.
Charon: Can I leave now?
Anubis: I'll see you in a bit! We'll go to Olympus for dinner.
Charon: *flips Anubis the bird, disappears*
Tio: I 100% guarantee he'll let you take him on a date tonight.
Anubis: *feeling a little nauseated from nerves* I should go get ready. Good bye, Cuties! Thanks for having me!

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Tessa asks: Colt where do you see yourself in 15-20 yrs?
Colt: (shrugs as he stares at the game on his phone) Wherever Kendall is.
Kendall: (looks up from his book) I want to be a genetic researcher.
Colt: Human or non-human?
Kendall: Non-human.
Colt: How’re you going to do that?
Kendall: There’s a lab in Moscow.
Colt: Looks like I’ll be in Moscow.
Kendall: Or Sweden.
Colt: Why all the cold countries?
Kendall: Just in case.
Colt: Of what?
Kendall: SCPs.

Carol asks: Gage, Is college everything you wanted?
Gage: I have no complaints about my higher education experience.
Loki: …
Gage: (glares at Loki) No one asked.
Loki: (looks away, whispers) Horny.

Carol asks: Robbie, What is your favorite instrument to play?
Robbie: Chanda.
Chanda: She meant a musical one.
Robbie: Your arpeggios are transcendent.
Chanda: He prefers the piano.
Robbie: The Ntu Waamelika.
Chanda: (shakes his head and walks away)
Robbie: (whispers) He’s fun.

Tessa asks: Monet I hear you’ve been giving Jennifer Cody a heart attack. Want to tell us what’s been going on?
Monet: Auggie, Luca and I will be working together and I think she didn’t expect our books to intertwine
this much.
Jen: I expected to have three different bad guys to deal with; one for each book.
Monet: And now you have a whole host of bad guys to choose from.
Jen: You’re not punny.
Monet: I am.

Carol asks: Loki, Do you take your kitten to work with you?
Loki: It turns out my building doesn’t allow pets because of some ventilation issue, so she has her own room at the Boston Hub.
Gage: He filled it with an obstacle course for her.
Loki: (blushes) I don’t want her to get bored!
Gage: He leaves the door unlocked so that anyone can go visit her.
Loki: Mookie is cute. Of course people want to play with her.
Gage: She’s becoming the mascot of the Hub. I saw her riding the shoulders of an Orc enforcer the other day. Just before said Orc saw me, screamed, and punched me in the face for existing in their space.
Loki: Thyg spent a few hours in the infirmary after I decided to teach the whole Hub how to treat my mate.
Gage: (stares at Loki) I didn’t know you did that.
Loki: I’m not working in a place with pervasive speciesism.
Gage: Why do you even put clothes on? Now I have to take them off again. (aggressive Drakon kisses Loki)

Kate asks: Tio, what's your favourite drink? And have you found your mate/s yet?
Tio: I HAVE FOUND MY MATES! Mates! Guess what my favorite drink is! C’mon, guess it!
(Luca and and Auggie smirk at each other)
Tio: Why are you looking at each other like that.
Luca: (looking at Auggie) Tecate?
Auggie: We have lime.
Tio: What are you doing?
Luca: Introducing you to your new favorite drink.
Auggie: (hands Tio a glass of light beer with a lime in it) Your new favorite drink.
Tio: (grimaces) I hate beer.
Auggie: Trust us.
Tio: (sips) Hmm. (drinks) Ummmhmmm (finishes it) Mmmmmm. Ok. I like that.
Luca: (watching Tio’s arms go a little wobbly) Tio. Do you usually drink alcohol?
Tio: (wobbly) Goes straight t’ m’ hed.
Auggie: (laughs) Oops.
Luca: We should have expected this.
Auggie: (laughs again) Next time we’ll make him sip.
Luca: And now his arms are molesting me.
Auggie: (molests Luca too)

Kate asks: Robbie, how is your littlest sister? Is she a true Naiad?
Robbie: She’s adorable. The daughters of Naiads are Naiads. Lily is eight now and already beginning to commune with the stream on the property. She’s turning it into a fishing spot for us. Tigre will eventually start exhibiting her preference for her natural element as well.

Kate asks: Deejay, how many more kidlets have you rescued? Matt, have you met all of Deejay's kids now? Did the others have a better reaction to you?
15-years-in-the-future-Deejay:
So far we’re up to 21, including a set of triplets from Felixia.
Future Matt: We adopted together all the kids that came to us after Cary, and Jazz asked me to adopt him too when he was eight.
Future Deejay: I cried when Jazz asked for that.
Future Matt: So did Tigre.
Future Deejay: She thought I was hurt. We have a bond.
Future Matt: Use your bond and convince her to stick school out. She keeps going on about her plans to drop out as soon as she can.
Future Deejay: She's only saying that to get attention from you.
Future Matt: Well she has it.
Future Tigre: (from somewhere in the house) DADS LILY IS MISSING, AGAIN!
Deejay: Oh for fuck's sake.
Matt: She told me she went for a swim.
Deejay: SHE ALWAYS COMES BACK!

Kate asks: And Loki, has your delightful kitten grown into her ears yet? How is Gage coping with lots of kitty kisses?
Loki: She will always have big ears, but she hasn’t yet. Also, she hates Gage, so he’s fine.
Gage: It’s because she hates flying; I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.
Loki: We should go flying.
Gage: Naked?
Loki: I just got redressed.
Gage: WHY DO YOU BOTHER?

Heather asks: Qis do u ever get fed up with people thinking your Tio.
Qis: (blinks back tears) That’s not really a problem anymore.
Monet: (hugs Qis)
Tio: (wraps them both up in all his arms) We haven’t had much time to process the scars, Heather. We’re still both a little emotional about it.

Carolina asks: Tio: when will you tell Deejay that you're family? And why have you never told him?
Tio: If it were up to me, never. Unfortunately, things have happened. QIS! You vile betrayer and Breaker of Promises! Explain to the lovely reader what happened.
Qis: I think that would be spoilers.
Jen: Spoilers.
Tio: I’m fine with spoiling this.
Chanda: You spoil everything, so…
Auggie: I will eat your viscera.
Luca: As soon as I’m done eviscerating you.
Tio: (hugs his mates with six arms around each of them) He’s only teasing. He loves me.
Qis: Of course he does; we’re all brothers here.
Monet: WHAT?!
Jen: Ssssh. It’s fine. Just look at your shiny sword.
Monet: It is shiny.
Den: (side-eyes everyone)

Tessa asks: Kendall what do you guys plan on doing after highschool? College? Other?
17-year-old Kendall: (Grabs Colt’s hand)
Colt: Hi, Tessa. Kendall speaking. I want to attend the University of Texas in Austin. After that, we don’t know yet.
Colt: Whatever we do; we’ll do it together.
Future Colt and Kendall: (snicker)

Tessa asks: Colt you and Kendall have a connection. When did you know Kendall was yours/his ?
Future Colt: When we came into our powers, we made a pact to help each other with our disabilities. Our current relationship naturally progressed from there, and we came out to Papa when we were nineteen. Matt had already known for a few years because our auras turn pink whenever we’re in the same room together. Not sure why he didn’t tell Papa.
Matt: Not my story to tell.
Future Colt: Thanks.
Future Kendall: (hugs Matt)

Heather asks: Loki does your kitten have a leash and do you take it for walks outside. One of my neighbours walks her cat around the neighbourhood on a leash.
Loki: Mookie doesn’t have a leash, and she has the run of the Boston Hub.
Non-humans do not leash their pets. They say it’s because they have better trained pets, but it’s really because everyone is wary of adopting a pet and then it turns out the animal is a shifter or a familiar, or something else equally awkward. I hope your neighbor isn't leading around a cat-shifter on a leash. That would be embarrassing for both of them.

Carol asks: Matt, How are Deejay's older sons treating you now? Did they grow up?
Matt: Planning the wedding helped us get to know each other better. We got off on the wrong foot, but once everyone finally got on board, we figured out we get along just fine. It helps that I work at the Hub full time now and have installed a personal portal for our family. No one has to drive from out of town now. They can just pop in whenever.
Deejay: Having friends in high places sure has changed some things for us.

C​arol asks: Deejay, how do you like having daughters?
Deejay: I GET TO BUY FRILLY DRESSES!!!!
Matt: He loves the girls as much as he loves the boys.
Deejay: Girls clothes are so much more fun!
Robbie: Lily keeps making me buy her “real” clothes.
Deejay: She’s so cute in that blue satin dress.
Matt: It’s been replaced three times because he keeps putting her in it and sending her outside to play.
Robbie: She abhors the frilly dresses unless we’re going to a formal event, in which case she requires the fanciest gown available.

Tessa asks, Qis how do you enjoy living with Tio?
Qis: He’s a mess, but I love him.
Tio: I work all day to pay the rent, I think I’m allowed to not have to work when I get home too.
Qis: So if I got a job, you could quit yours and clean up your own messes?
Tio: If I have to do chores, I’m going to get paid to do them.
Luca: I will give you a BJ if you pick up all the laundry you’ve left on the floor.
Tio: I will give you a BJ if you pick up all the laundry I’ve left on the floor.
Luca: (sighs) Yeah ok.
Auggie: And I thought Luca would be the one to train you.
Tio: I put your coffee cup in the sink this morning; you owe me a BJ too.
Auggie: You stole my cup out of my hand and dumped my hot coffee down the drain and then made me late for work. I don’t think that constitutes a debt owed.
Luce: (from the laundry room) Laundry is in the wash! Tio!
Tio: (picks Auggie up) We’re coming, mate!

Carol asks: Chanda, Are you enjoying having your family close by again?
Robbie: We don’t talk about that.
Chanda: (flops around like a dead fish) He’s sooooo boring.
Robbie: He doesn’t even live with us.
Deejay: He told me he plans to move in when he’s done being Overseer.
Chanda: (flails) Whyyyyy?
(Jasper, Cary, Lily, and the Twins dogpile Chanda, and he’s better)

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